"2 Blu 2 Be Tru"

11:43pm: Move Your Body Girl
Tonight, 2Blu & la_rubia went the The Palace to see Nina Skye. But since we are all LJ whores, we had to make a phone post before we went into the club. We were actually in the parking lot while we made this. Oh what games!

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12:47am: 2Blu2BeTru & Dahiana Too


( ANOTHER GUEST STAR??? WHO COULD IT BE... )

1:08am: Tourettes @ Friendship Park


( After 4 and a half months, we're back... )

11:52pm: I love random "2 Blu" moments like this...
THIS IS AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION!!! UN-EDITED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT. DON'T YOU LOVE RANDOM MOMENTS LIKE THIS?

xTheBluOnex: so my mother says to me last night
xTheBluOnex: "bren, i'm thinking of running for a state office"
xTheBluOnex: i said, "mom, are u fucking kididng me?"
xTheBluOnex: she's like, "nope! olivia's old enough now, i wanna do something"
xTheBluOnex: then she says, "i know the first thing i'm going to do when i become governer"
xTheBluOnex: so i'm like, "what ma?"
Niecy911: i hope its to legalize whores
xTheBluOnex: OMFG
xTheBluOnex: yes
Niecy911: i love her
Niecy911: im voting for her
xTheBluOnex: she said, "i'm going to legalize prostitution in new hampshire"
xTheBluOnex: so i'm like, "why?"
xTheBluOnex: she goes, "so can stop getting arrested on friday and saturday nights"
xTheBluOnex: i said, "oh right..........my bad"
Niecy911: ohhh right of course
Niecy911: im going to bed
Niecy911: bc i cant keep my eyes open
xTheBluOnex: Ke11y2468: how about this sugar free ice cream tastes like cow cum!
xTheBluOnex: nite nite whore bag
Niecy911: hahaha i love kelly

Upcoming Events:

Tomorrow, Niecy & Blu are going to begin production of 4thastreets, Episode 72 - "Street Corner Confessions." Find out what prostitutes really do when it's negative five degrees out, and walking their corner just is tooooo cold! What whorish fun that will be!
~B & N

12:28am: Oh the Games We Play At Asian Clubs...

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12:50am: British Mode, the Remix
<*bm> Well for those of you who can't hear phone posts because you're too fat and lazy to download ***WINAMP***, we figured we'd show you some British pictures to tell you about our jolly good times.



( BRITISH MODE, THE REMIX... )

12:04am: Phone Post

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Somehow I screwed up the post before this and it was even funnier, if you can believe that! We'll call that the "Lost British Mode Phone Post." This one here is actually our third attempt, but the first official one posted!

( Well, we've got the first 3 1/2 minutes transcribed so far... )

4:11am: 2Blu2BeTru...in BRITISH MODE!
I’d like to start by saying that I typed up this entire adventure, and when I was almost done, I accidentally clicked something and lost the whole fucking thing. Ridiculous! So, this ought to be perfect the second time around. But, it won't be because it's 4 in the morning and I should be sleeping as I must get up for work in 3 hours.



So, what exactly is “British Mode”? You’ll have to listen to the phone post to get the full effect. But, we spent our entire day speaking to each other in British accents. If you’ve never done it, we suggest you do…it’s exciting.

Today’s adventure features…

- Hot pics of 4thastreets & _niecy911!
- Our new friend, Hubert!
- The Dirty Southern Monkey!
- twizted_jakie & his bro Nate!
- A phone post!

ALL in…

( _ B R I T I S H __ M O D E _ )

***PHONE POST: BRITISH MODE…***

10:26pm: Phone Post

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9:54pm: Your Favorite Whore Next Door...
Niecy 9-11's Senior Pics w/her lovely message to Blu on the back of his! Amazing...a truly touching message!!!







EDIT!!!!
Niecy speaking...if you really want one, tell me which one, and tell me where to send it, and it will be on it's way :)

12:10am: Things like this don't happen everyday...
( Believe it or not, it happened... )

1:14am: Take a Trip to Toys 'R Us with Niecy & Blu...
We decided to take a trip to Toys 'R Us and snap a couple pics in honor of kimandtommy. C'mon folks, you know it's 2 Blu 2 Be Tru...



( Toys 'R Us, Here We Cum... )

12:39am: Hollywood's Hot Whored-out Couples...
2blu2betru Presents...

( 2 GOOD 2 BE TRU... )

11:42pm: We'll always be '2Blu2BeTru'...
Dreams really do come tru…

W E L C O M E B A C K !

We haven’t posted a “2Blu” entry in almost 2 months! Take a minute to sit back, relax and enjoy an all new adventure of 2blu2betru!



( Officer, we were just taking pictures... )

2:01pm: Fashion Dos & Donts
Our ‘Fashion Dos and Donts’ assignment is late…umm, the dog ate it the first time around.

( Fashion Dos and Donts... )

10:37pm: Wal-Mart Photo Shoot & More...
Just when you thought it was safe to take a trip to Wal*Mart...

You know that list of 50 Things to Do At Wal-Mart? Yeah, well we didn't try any of those things, but come and take a look at what we did do!

( Ya Ain't Seen Nothin Yet... )

1:18pm: A Ghetto Beach Along the Way...
Tuesday night, we were supposed to go to Goodtimes in Sommerville, but we kinda got a lil lost. So, we ended up at a ghetto beach. We decided to get out and take a couple pics...

( Whatever Bitch! )

10:44am: Sex On the Common
( I will rock you to the rhythm of the rain... )

10:14am: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Leave the House
( Babies, tongues, legs & dirty condoms... )

11:06am: Our first entry...not our first photo shoot!
Since we post pictures on a daily basis, our regular live journals are just crowed with our whore bag selves. So, we will post pics of ourselves on a daily basis here instead.

( BLU & NIECY 9-11 TOPLESS! )